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Dick Towel (dot Com) Dick Towel (dot Com)
You all watched "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" last night, right? Now, you too can own your very own dick towel (dot com) for the low low price of $19.99. I'm still looking for kitten mittons (sic), because my damn cat is too loud.
Dystonia Girl Has Been Magically Cured Dystonia Girl Has Been Magically Cured
Remember Desiree Jennings, the girl who had vaccine-induced dystonia? Turns out that her incurable disorder has been cured. Oh, and it probably wasn't vaccines that caused her problems, despite her story spurring on a huge anti-vaccination movement. Oh, and she probably never actually had dystonia.
Miley Cyrus Has Never Heard A Jay-Z Song Miley Cyrus Has Never Heard A Jay-Z Song
Miley Cyrus admitted in an impromptu interview that she has never even heard a Jay-Z song, despite it being the entire premise of her #1 song. She claims to not like pop music at all, which leads me to wonder what music she does listen to?
Beauty Queen Fight! Rachel Christie Vs. Sara Beverley Jones Beauty Queen Fight! Rachel Christie Vs. Sara Beverley Jones
Rachel Christie (Miss England) is being questioned by authorities after punching Miss Manchester, Sara Beverley Jones, in the face at a porn-themed club night in Manchester.
Kimberly Munley Kimberly Munley
Kim Munley is the Texas police officer who shot the Fort Hood gunman, Major Nidal Hasan, to end his killing spree that left 13 victims dead at Fort Hood.
World's Fastest Turtle World's Fastest Turtle
I think that was Donatello.
Melon Baby Melon Baby
That's one big-ass diaper.
The Happiest Chair In The World The Happiest Chair In The World
A 26 second video to watch if you want to find yourself grinning from ear to ear and thinking everything’s going to be alright.
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Jonah Peretti Biography

Jonah Peretti has spent the last six years creating viral hits, tracking online social behavior, and building technology to amplify buzz. He has been called a "viral marketing hotdog" by the New York Times, "the poster boy of guerilla media" by AlterNet, and was selected by Men's Vogue as one of 13 American Visionaries. Peretti is currently developing a new platform called BuzzFeed designed to help good things win the online popularity contest.

Peretti co-founded HuffingtonPost.com and has consulted for Sony Pictures, Proctor & Gamble, and other leading brands. Peretti's viral media experiments include the Nike sweatshop email, BlackPeopleLoveUs.com, the New York City Rejection Line, and FundRace.org. These projects started small but spread through word-of-mouth to millions, illustrating the practical application of 6-degrees of separation and tipping points.

Peretti is a graduate of the MIT Media Lab and has taught at NYU and the Parsons School of Design. His work has been covered by Time, the Economist, and Fortune and he has appeared as a guest on the Today Show, Good Morning America, and CNN. His most recent publication, "Viral Marketing for the Real World," is in the May 2007 issue of Harvard Business Review.