Kokopelli

The Kokopelli is a hump-backed flute player whose Native American heritage dates back as early as 200 A.D. This legendary, well-traveled, and footloose figure was a god to some, a nuisance to others, and a bearer of good luck and health to many. Well-known for his gift of fertility, childless wives begged for his company while unmarried women fled from him with fear.

Somedays I feel like a contemporary Kokopelli.